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hahahah i love these
my moms friend bragging about her daughter's fame
- Her friend: does you daughter have friends
- My mom: of course, would you ask that?
- Her friend: well my daughter has 3893 friends on facebook i saw it and she's really known at school. Im so proud!
- My mom: my daughter runs a blog with 97 thousand followers
- Her friend: ...
- My mom: ...
- Her friend: ...
- My mom: ...
- Her friend: ...
- My mom: ...
- Her friend: so do you like tea?
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(Source: bakedgoodz, via star-studdedxx)
“‘If a victor is considered desirable, the president gives them as a reward or allows people to buy them for an exorbitant amount of money. If you refuse, he kills someone you love. So you do it.’
That explains it, then. Finnick’s parade of lovers in the Capitol. They were never real lovers. Just people like our old Head Peacekeeper, Cray, who bought desperate girls to devour and discard because he could. I want to interrupt the taping and beg Finnick’s forgiveness for every false thought I’ve ever had about him. But we have a job to do, and I sense Finnick’s role will be far more effective than mine.”
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